About
Batman, Video Games, Pornography
LockePick is a Chicago-based nerd site. Founded on the premise of countering the city’s fixation with news and sports, LockePick’s only goal is to encourage the young men and women of the world to embrace their inner geekdom and stop them from ever having sex. Music, movies, television shows, video games, comic books, gadgets, and hardcore porn are what we live, breath, and defecate at all times.
Welcome to Lockepick…
EDITORS
Kyo Locke – Owner | Editor in Chief | Token Asshole
The Kyo Locke himself IS LockePick. The primary contributor and coordinator for most of the articles and podcast episodes on the site. Kyo spends most of his time reading comics, watching TV, and exerting his superiority over the human race. When he’s not busy on this site, he is eating.
Haru Locke – Owner | Site Manager | Token Sad Excuse for a Human Being
Haru is the maintenance man behind LockePick, and the editor of LockeTalke. Occasionally writing small posts here and there, Haru is mostly behind the scenes making sure that the site is at least legible. When Haru isn’t typing himself some code, he’s busy talking about it and Instagramming.
Dakuwan Locke – Locke Family founder | Editor | Token Black Guy
Daku is a founder of the Locke Family (and thus we need to split royalties with for using anything Locke-branded if we ever make money). A contributor to the site and a heavy Dungeons and Dragons player, when he’s not rolling dice, he’s taking care of his wife and two kids.
Lola Locke – Editor | Token Hot Girl
So I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne. It tastes just like Coca Cola, C-O-L-A cola. She walked up to me and she asked me to dance, I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice She said…